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Old 08-31-2007, 11:37 AM   #1
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Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of the gentle stream fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.


See? It really does work. You're smiling already....

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Old 08-31-2007, 11:42 AM   #2
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Thank you
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:14 PM   #3
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just be sure and listen for banjo music while your laying on that rock
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I'll have to remember that
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Old 09-03-2007, 10:28 AM   #5
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Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of the gentle stream fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.


See? It really does work. You're smiling already....




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Old 09-03-2007, 10:37 AM   #6
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I have several faces i can easily picture under the water.
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