Snotty receptionist

Loafer · 04-12-2012, 07:45 PM

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a
bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ......
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who
looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR
ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT
DID YOURS."
The room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

**ringadingh** · 04-12-2012, 07:47 PM

dmyers · 04-12-2012, 10:49 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-13-2012, 04:40 AM

Funny one.

2x18wheeler · 04-13-2012, 05:05 PM

galax83061 · 04-13-2012, 06:56 PM

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04-12-2012, 07:45 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Snotty receptionist Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ...... The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email] Last edited by Loafer; 04-12-2012 at 07:47 PM.

04-12-2012, 07:47 PM	#2
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04-12-2012, 10:49 PM	#3
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04-13-2012, 04:40 AM	#4
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04-13-2012, 05:05 PM	#5
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04-13-2012, 06:56 PM	#6
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