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Old 03-09-2010, 10:31 PM   #1
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The Student Nurse

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
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