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05-21-2009, 09:31 AM | #1 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
While walking throughGolden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK.." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..." |
05-21-2009, 12:10 PM | #2 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
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Tree Hugger. . .
that is sick!!!!!
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05-21-2009, 01:28 PM | #4 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
I like that kind of humor :)
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05-21-2009, 03:30 PM | #5 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
Me too!
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05-21-2009, 03:36 PM | #6 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
sloppy seconds anybody :-*
can you say Hershey Hiway ::)
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05-21-2009, 03:55 PM | #7 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
Do you want light chocolate or dark chocolate?
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05-31-2009, 12:28 AM | #8 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
This is a strange room but I find myself coming back.................
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06-02-2009, 05:49 PM | #9 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
It brings back good memories to beezer!! Had a cigar afterwards I bet!!
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06-03-2009, 06:17 AM | #10 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
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06-03-2009, 12:05 PM | #11 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
Oh my God!! They Killed Kenny!! You Bazturds!!!!
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06-03-2009, 02:42 PM | #12 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
somebody's going to pay
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06-04-2009, 06:50 PM | #13 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
Get um Beezer
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06-05-2009, 09:19 PM | #14 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
LMAO!!!!!!!!
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08-17-2009, 10:56 PM | #15 |
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Tree Hugger. . .
Yep.
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