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01-12-2012, 02:00 PM
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One of the best Little Johnny jokes ever
Little Johnny meets Barack Obama was visiting a primary school
and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Obama, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss." The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss......and you can bet your ass it wouldn't be an accident either.
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01-12-2012, 02:03 PM
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01-12-2012, 02:42 PM
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Guess who's parents are Republican?
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01-12-2012, 06:08 PM
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Funny one.
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01-12-2012, 07:50 PM
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I say vote for Little Johnny for President!
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01-12-2012, 11:52 PM
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