Suicide Bomber's Reward

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Suicide Bomber's Reward

An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and

appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your

bidding, but I have a request. Since I am only 18 and

spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never

was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who

also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72

whores?"


Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually,

the 72 virgins are here in heaven because idiots like

you murdered them before they could experience the

pleasure of sex. So you are here to service them. Since

they are virgins, they are quite sexually ravenous; and,

frankly, you will be on constant, exhausting duty."


The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that.

How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all

eternity?"


And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"