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Old 05-04-2010, 10:12 AM   #1
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"Doctor, I've got this problem," a man says. "My secretary,
she loves to give me blow jobs.
Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives
me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave
work at the end of the day, she really works me over."
"So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man
continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go
home for a quick half hour, everyday at lunchtime and then
we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep."
"I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor.
"You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells..."
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