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Old 08-13-2014, 11:49 AM   #31
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Simple solution, shake hands with your right, shake the dew off your Lilly with the left.
Like the muslim's do, they wipe their arse with the left hand, and i mean hand, the filthy bastard's dont use toilet paper,and eat with the right, and they don't worry about washing them at all before handling your food, remember that next time you go to an Indian restaurant Door handle's not so important really, are they
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Old 08-13-2014, 02:22 PM   #32
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You know what is worse than people who don't wash their hands after they piss?

Guys who try and talk to you in public restrooms...
 
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Old 08-13-2014, 02:30 PM   #33
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You know what is worse than people who don't wash their hands after they piss?

Guys who try and talk to you in public restrooms...
Yeah, conversation starter lines like, hi how's it hanging make me run in terror.
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Old 08-13-2014, 06:05 PM   #34
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You know what is worse than people who don't wash their hands after they piss?

Guys who try and talk to you in public restrooms...
Not as bad as the drunk who's pissing down your leg as he's trying to tell you his life story
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Old 08-13-2014, 11:12 PM   #35
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Boy....this thread is a first.

Bud (AKA Monk,Sheldon Cooper, Felix Unger) congrats on starting a thread on an age old topic that has not been brought up around here before!

For the record .......I agree with you.

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HA. A little 'diversity' is good for us.
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Old 08-13-2014, 11:16 PM   #36
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used the bathroom at a casino the other day -- I'm the only one at a line of approx. 10 urinals. a guy comes in and proceeds to pee at the urinal right next to me. who does that?
 
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Old 08-14-2014, 02:59 AM   #37
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used the bathroom at a casino the other day -- I'm the only one at a line of approx. 10 urinals. a guy comes in and proceeds to pee at the urinal right next to me. who does that?
The curious bloke, the same kind of bloke who carry's a napkin to cover the door handle,and if you had'nt been there he would have sat down in the cubical's
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Old 08-14-2014, 09:27 AM   #38
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Washing your hands after urinating is one of the most back ass warred habits most of us to.

One of the cleanest parts of your body (for most men) is your penis. One of the dirtiest parts of your body are your hands. Both of these statements are proven facts for most men. Urine itself is sterile and can be used as an emergency disinfectant and is often referenced as such.

So, what most men should be doing is washing their dirty hands before touching their clean penis.


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