Marriage is a 50/50 proposition

[rlfaubion]

Well I’m the man of this house, and marriage is a 50/50 deal. So I claimed my 1/3 of garage back again for my bikes.

I moved all those things that never get used on to HER side of the garage. I’m talk’n crap that’s been shuffled for 13 years, but not used! So I took my half of the garage back (well 1/3 anyway).


You can do the same if you'll remember these simple truths.

Just don’t take any crap from anybody! ...
(Else but her).
Remember you’re the man of your house! ...
(Until she gets home).
And you don’t need to hear a lot of whining! ...
(So just shut up).
The sooner she learns who's boss around your house! ...
(The sooner she can give you your orders).
'Do know we’re the head honcho of our palaces! ...
(But it's all in our heads).
Oh, and we can have sex anytime! ...
(That she wants).
And we'll just drink and watch sports whenever we want! ...
(To get into trouble).
And remember you can just come home when you’re good and ready! ...
(To sleep on the couch).
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ...
(And that means doing what you she tells you to do).

Lyrics modified from the Man Song (good luck fella's)