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Old 07-16-2013, 09:15 PM   #1
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lol Well this says it all!

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Old 07-16-2013, 09:25 PM   #2
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When you are selling "My name's cooler than your name", slow is acceptable.

I've alway wondered why street signs never use punctuation.
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:45 PM   #3
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Now that's funny and I don't care who you are.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:35 AM   #4
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Good one! Now I'm curious to know if the guys in the H-D shop "get it"
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I would comment, but find I agree with Brad...nothing need be added. I wounder if they are going to post those at all of the HD shops?
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Poor CJ. Looks like you need to start touring all the Victory Dealers ( there aren't that many!) to find a similar sign.
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Greg, I would if I could FIND a Victory dealership.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I know it's fun to poke at the big guy but a friend who just bought a new 103ci Road King tells me it's scary fast. We haven't tried to drag or anything like that, he's not the type, but he swears he has to hold on for dear life in the low speed roll-ons, it wants to pull right out from under him. I believe him.
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Greg, I would if I could FIND a Victory dealership.
You could if you shopped in better neighborhoods!!!
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I know it's fun to poke at the big guy but a friend who just bought a new 103ci Road King tells me it's scary fast. We haven't tried to drag or anything like that, he's not the type, but he swears he has to hold on for dear life in the low speed roll-ons, it wants to pull right out from under him. I believe him.
Still fun to poke though.
You should ask Scott if he'd want to drag race my Vic for Pinks! I'm thinking no he wouldn't... but hey I like HD's! very nice bikes with a good cool factor. Just too small for me and my passenger.
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You should ask Scott if he'd want to drag race my Vic for Pinks! I'm thinking no he wouldn't... but hey I like HD's! very nice bikes with a good cool factor. Just too small for me and my passenger.
Be careful Brad, even though she isn't, had I said that, my "passenger" would likely read into such a statement that I was suggesting and publicly posting that I only chose the victory because she is obese!
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I've alway wondered why street signs never use punctuation.
Come on Mark, most people have a hard enough time reading the sign. Now you want to add puctuation??
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