Two Trees in a Forrest

rooster1 · 11-07-2008, 11:34 AM

:)There are two trees in the forest. They are very proud trees. One day
they notice a sapling half-way between them. One tree proclaims, "That
is a son of beech!" "No, that is a son of a birch!" insists the other.
"A son of a BEECH!" "A son of a BIRCH!" "Son of a beech!" "Son of a
birch!" The fighting attracts a woodpecker who informs them that he
can tell what kind of tree the sapling is by its taste. First he
tastes the beech and the birch. Then he tastes the sapling. "Well now,
is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" asks the beech. "You're
both wrong!" says the bird. "That's the best piece of ash I've had my
pecker in for a long time." ;)

fish · 11-07-2008, 01:03 PM

**jmorrow** · 11-07-2008, 05:29 PM

HA! Thats funny......

mmartin · 11-10-2008, 12:52 AM

HAHA thats funny

**ringadingh** · 11-12-2008, 12:50 AM

Good one!!

11-07-2008, 11:34 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Two Trees in a Forrest :)There are two trees in the forest. They are very proud trees. One day they notice a sapling half-way between them. One tree proclaims, "That is a son of beech!" "No, that is a son of a birch!" insists the other. "A son of a BEECH!" "A son of a BIRCH!" "Son of a beech!" "Son of a birch!" The fighting attracts a woodpecker who informs them that he can tell what kind of tree the sapling is by its taste. First he tastes the beech and the birch. Then he tastes the sapling. "Well now, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" asks the beech. "You're both wrong!" says the bird. "That's the best piece of ash I've had my pecker in for a long time." ;)

11-07-2008, 01:03 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Two Trees in a Forrest __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

11-07-2008, 05:29 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Two Trees in a Forrest HA! Thats funny...... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-10-2008, 12:52 AM	#4
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Two Trees in a Forrest HAHA thats funny

11-12-2008, 12:50 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Two Trees in a Forrest Good one!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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