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11-02-2008, 06:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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A biker's blessing
I've just joined the forum. What better way to start than tell a joke
Moto Mike has pulled over and is standing by his bike admiring the sunset over the Pacific Ocean, when suddenly the heavens open as he is visited by the Lord. "Greetings to you, Moto Mike." says God. "Greetings Lord." answers a very, very awed Moto Mike. "Moto, you've tried your best to be a good man and I would like to reward you. I therefore grant you a boon." Moto thinks real hard, and being a good man inside decides to ask for something that would benefit others as well as himself. "Lord. Could you build a highway to the Hawaii so that bikers everywhere could travel there without having to get off their rides?" "I could, but I won't, Moto. You see, I don't do things that are grandiose and obvious miracles. I have to be subtle you understand. Moto nodes, understanding and thinks hard. Finally he asks, "Well, Lord could you grant me the wisdom to understand women: To know what they really mean when they say something. To know what to do to satisfy them and make them happy. The Lord is silent for a moment. "Moto? You want that road in two or four lanes." |
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11-02-2008, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Burnsville, NC
Posts: 1,589
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A biker's blessing
lol Welcome to the forum from Western North Carolina
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11-02-2008, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: magnolia, tx
Posts: 1,500
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A biker's blessing
Hound, welcome.
 Stand up and introduce yourself in the general topics. You're in a good place.  Tell your story, give everyone a chance to say Hi. No one will bite (although I have heard rumors ::)).
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11-03-2008, 06:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: wheatland,wy.
Posts: 3,642
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A biker's blessing
welcome to the board from wyoming.
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