Poetic farts

trevwales · 10-13-2008, 04:06 PM

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right ?

bear · 10-13-2008, 04:35 PM

sniff-sniff

socwkbiker · 10-13-2008, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear - Member 00013

sniff-sniff

:'( That's just bootiful! Now that's real poetry!

rooster1 · 10-13-2008, 08:06 PM

How true and sweet it is.

mmartin · 10-14-2008, 04:51 AM

;) these ain't tears, I got something in my eye, anybody got a hanky?

ianicky · 10-14-2008, 01:27 PM

Lmao

fish · 10-14-2008, 02:52 PM

hey thats a fart smeller, I mean a smart feller

dakals · 10-14-2008, 07:22 PM

"cry""cry"

I need a hug!!!!!!!!!!

10-13-2008, 04:06 PM	#1
trevwales Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 214	Poetic farts A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song..... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right ?

10-13-2008, 04:35 PM	#2
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Poetic farts sniff-sniff

10-13-2008, 08:06 PM	#4
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Poetic farts How true and sweet it is.

10-14-2008, 04:51 AM	#5
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Poetic farts ;) these ain't tears, I got something in my eye, anybody got a hanky?

10-14-2008, 01:27 PM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Poetic farts Lmao

10-14-2008, 02:52 PM	#7
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Poetic farts hey thats a fart smeller, I mean a smart feller __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

10-14-2008, 07:22 PM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Poetic farts "cry""cry" I need a hug!!!!!!!!!!

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