Rude Pick Up Lines - NSFW

[moenko]

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day
2. Nice legs… what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package
4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you
7. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
8. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play Army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
11. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag
12. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
17. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
18. It it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well it’s not just going to suck itself
20. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me
21. You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor
24. My name is (name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’m cute
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
29. My name isn’t “Elmo”, but you can tickle me anytime you want to
30. I know mild does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?
33. Baby, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes

[ringadingh]

I don't know if Id have the nerve to try some of those lines, looks like a quick way to a slap. ;)

lol...some of those might work...some might get you slapped!


(great minds think alike, ay ringadingh?)

[moenko]

I like the one with UPS ... :))

[tkd]

2 more:

"do you know the difference between ham & eggs & a BJ? Can I take you to Denny's?:

Tackiest one I ever heard....my apoligies to the ladies in advance.

"you look like a fun place to have an orgasm".

Best one I ever heard that actually worked was this.

A buddy of mine walked past a total hottie in a bar and looked at her and said "cool shoes" and walked off. I just stared at him & he told me to wait, she'd be over in 5 mins. He was dead on. She came over and asked him to dance.

Go figure

[moenko]

Some guys just have what it takes I guess ;)

[socwkbiker]

I would just get a polite thanks as I walked away.

[Yellow Jacket]

In Georgia, well Atlanta at least, some of those lines would get you shot. :) :)

[Kawhead]

She would have ask me which one I wanted to get kicked in the ass with.

[dakals]

LMAO!!!!

[moenko]

ROFLMAO It's all in the presentation, itsemt ;)

[beezer]

f**k me. I'm Italian!

[beezer]

Come over my place and bring something with no meat in it

[huck65]

:)
I'll have to remember some of those..