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[mmartin]

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10mph over the limit),the woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to bike, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked " What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work"
"Oh yeah," said the snide cop, " what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, " A what?" " A rectum stretcher?" " and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well ," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then two fingers, then three, and work my way up till I can get my whole fist in," And then I work from side to side until I can get both hands in," " and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about six feet wide."
"And what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" the cop asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge......"

Traffic ticket--$195.00
Court cost--$125.00
THE LOOK ON THAT COP'S FACE--- PRICELESS