Investments

pick187 · 04-07-2008, 06:45 PM

Retirement plans compared...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
Now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
All the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink
Heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

04-07-2008, 06:45 PM	#1
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	Investments Retirement plans compared... If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would Now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank All the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink Heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.