Two fleas!!!

**Rasta** · 12-03-2011, 10:59 AM

TWO FLEAS!!!

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation!

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he is shivering and shaking!

The other flea asks him, “Why are you shaking so badly?”

The first flea says, “I rode down here from Minnesota in the moustache of a guy on Nomad!”

The other flea responds saying!
That’s the worst way to travel!
Try what I do, Go to the Twin Cities International airport bar, Have a few drinks, While you are there, look for a nice stewardess, Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm and cozy, It’s the best way to travel that I can think of!

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next Winter!

A year goes by….

When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again!

The second flea says, Why didn’t you try what I told you?

The first flea says!
I did exactly as you said....
I went to the Twin Cities International airport bar....
I had a few drinks....
Finally, this nice young stewardess came in....
I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot....
It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep....
When I woke up....

I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Nomad!

12-03-2011, 10:59 AM	#1
Rasta Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Ankeny Iowa Posts: 3,697	Two fleas!!! *TWO FLEAS!!!* *Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation!* Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he is shivering and shaking! The other flea asks him, “Why are you shaking so badly?” The first flea says, “I rode down here from Minnesota in the moustache of a guy on Nomad!” The other flea responds saying! That’s the worst way to travel! Try what I do, Go to the Twin Cities International airport bar, Have a few drinks, While you are there, look for a nice stewardess, Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm and cozy, It’s the best way to travel that I can think of! The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next Winter! A year goes by…. When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again! The second flea says, Why didn’t you try what I told you? The first flea says! I did exactly as you said.... I went to the Twin Cities International airport bar.... I had a few drinks.... Finally, this nice young stewardess came in.... I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot.... It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.... When I woke up.... I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Nomad! __________________ VROC#34321 VBA#01867 2012 NCR Rally Savanna. IL. 2013 National Rally Estes Park, CO 2014 NC/SC Rally in the Ozarks, Mountain View AR 2014 NE US/Eastern Canada Rally,Lincoln NH 2015 VBA/VRA Eureka Springs AR 2015 Antlers Rally, Antlers OK. 2016 SCR Rally Salem MO. 2016 NCR Rally Hillsboro WI 2017 Eureka Springs AR 2017 National Rally Lake George NY 2004 Blue and Silver 1500 Nomad(RIP 9-26-19) 2000 Red and Silver 1500 Nomad 2012 Pearl White 1700 Voyager Last edited by Rasta; 12-03-2011 at 11:01 AM.