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Old 08-20-2011, 05:32 PM   #1
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The bread winner...




The bread winner in the family... Interesting!


An emergency room physician this morning told me that a woman in her 20s came to the ER with her 8th pregnancy. She stated, "My momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family."



He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get money for the family. It goes like this: The grandma calls the Department of Child and Family Services and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for these children. DCFS agrees and states that the child or children will need to go to foster care.


The grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and thus receives a check for $1500 per child per month in Illinois .



Total Annual Income:



$144,000 tax-free, not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid) plus a monthly card entitling her to free groceries, etc, and a voucher for 250 free cell phone minutes per month. This does not even include WIC and other welfare programs.. Indeed, grandma was correct in that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" for the family.

This is how the ruling class spends our tax dollars.


Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D.. Urologist, Danville Polyclinic, LTD



Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what?



Don't forget to pay your taxes!!!



There are a lot of Breadwinners depending upon you and me!

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