Texas Circle Flies

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A cowboy from Texas attended a social function
where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his Health Plan.
When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area,
he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single
syllable words.



As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some
flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all
havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if
that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies
hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're
almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.

But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,

"Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too
much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president
a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and
begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best
Texas drawl says,

"Hard to fool them flies, though. "