Abdullah In A Nursing Home

[rooster1]

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> > An Arabic family were considering
> > putting their grandfather Abdullah into a nursing home. But
> > as all the Arabic facilities were completely full they had
> > to put him in an Australian home. After a few
> > weeks in the Australian facility, they came to visit grandpa
> > Abdullah ...
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> > "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
> > It's Great! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful"
> > says Grandpa ...
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> > "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the
> > wrong place for you.
> > You know, since you are a little different from everyone
> > else ..."
> >
> > "Oh no! Let me tell you about how respectful they treat the
> > residents ...."says Abdullah with a big smile ... There's a
> > musician in here ... he's 85 years old. He hasn't
> > played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him
> > ... 'The Maestro'
> >
> > There is a judge in here ... he's 95 years old. He
> > hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still
> > calls him ... 'Your Honor'.
> >
> > There's a dentist here ... he's 90 years old who hasn't
> > fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him
> > ...'The Doctor.'
> >
> > As for me ...I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still
> > call me .... 'The f**king Arab' "