Twelve Baptist preachers..

[wompus]

Twelve Baptist preachers were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line

up in a straight row, totally nude,

in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,

big breasted, nude model danced

before them.

Each preachers had a small bell attached

to his weenie, and they were told

that anyone whose bell rang when

she danced in front of them would

not be ordained because he had not

reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before

the first candidate with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with

the same response from all the

priests until she got to the final

preachers, Travis.

Poor Travis. As she danced, his

bell began to ring so loudly that it

flew off, clattering across the

ground and laid to rest in

nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Travis quickly

scrambled to where the bell came

to rest. He bent over to pick it up...

and all the other bells started to ring.



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