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Old 01-26-2011, 01:02 PM   #1
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The Kiss

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give

me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous."


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"Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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