Straggly old cat......

[wompus]

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry
sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her "pu**ycat."

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.. He said he would let us know
when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
stinks.." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the
dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet
calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my
Husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located
in the same building, next door to the vet.

The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the
doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my
husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,
"Your wife's pu**y doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now
she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God
only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!....



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