Two Women Meet in Heaven

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TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN:
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> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
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> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
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> 1st woman: I Froze to Death.
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> 2nd woman: How Horrible!
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> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
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> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
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> 1st woman: So what happened?
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> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up unti l I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
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> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.