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06-04-2009, 06:59 PM
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Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
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Daughter Masturbating
The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night, he was awakened by strange noises coming from below. He tiptoed downstairs and quietly observed that his 19-year-old daughter was sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a liverwurst.
He sighed and tiptoed back to bed. The next morning, a customer came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained that he didn't have any. The customer was annoyed. He pointed and said, "No liverwurst, eh? Well, what's that hanging on the hook right over there?" The butcher frowned at him and replied, "That, sir, is my son-in-law."  |
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