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12-08-2008, 05:38 PM | #1 |
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas
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With age come's wisdom.....
> > A guy is 70 years old and loves to fish.
> > > > He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard > a > > voice say, > > > > 'Pick me up.'He looked around and couldn't > see > > any one. > > > > He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say > > again, > > > > 'Pick me up.' > > > > He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, > was > > a frog. > > > > The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' > > > > The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick > me up > > then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most > beautiful > > woman you have ever seen.I'll make sure that all > your > > friends are envious and jealous because I will be your > > bride!' > > > > The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached > over, > > picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front > breast > > pocket. > > > > Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? > Didn't you > > hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your > > beautiful bride.' > > > > He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, > > > > 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking > > frog.' > > > > > > With age comes wisdom. > >
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