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09-22-2008, 08:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas
Posts: 1,884
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Out drinking all night
Two guys are out drinking one night when one tells the other he's gotta go home.
"now?" says the buddy "yeah... if I don't get home before 11:00 my wife gets pi$$ed." "just do like i do" says the 1st guy. "when you go home, sneak into bed, pull off her panties, and go down on her. After you get done, she won't care what time it is." "ok... I'll do it!" says the second guy Well, about 4 hours later, the second guy stumbles into the house and quiet as a church mouse, sneaks into the bedroom. He does just as his buddy recomended and after he gets done, he goes down to living room to have a smoke. Just as he's lighting up his wife wakes up on the couch. "sshhhh.... Mom's asleep in our bed.... " PS. Excuse me while I go vomit forever
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Jim (Dooley) Morrow  Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146 
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