Tony Just Come from Italy

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Tony had come over from Italy a short time ago and his English was not
very good. His wife had a bad case of crabs in her pubic hair, so Tony
went to the drug store and asked the clerk, "My wife, she has'a bugs
in the bush". The clerk though that Tony's wife had insects in her
garden and gave Tony a bottle of insecticide and told him to use one
tablespoon per gallon and spray the bushes and that would get rid of
the bugs. Tony took the insecticide home and thought the infestation
in her pubic hair was so bad, he would spray it on straight out of the
bottle. Several weeks later Tony was in the drug store and the clerk
ask him, "How are the bugs in the bush doing?" Tony said, "The bugs,
they are gone, my wife's bush is all gone, too. By the way did you
hear about my neighbor Joe?". "He had a beautiful mustache and it all
fell out and do you know Joe up and died last week. My wife she is
very sad about Joe dying