Somebody Stop Me! Bling Fever!

[taranis]

First you get the ISO grips = :)
Then you notice they don't go with the shift levers and brake pedal anymore = :(
So you get the Kuryakyn shift levers. = :)
Then you notice the engine area is looking kind of bland. = :(
So you find the accessory page for the Nomad, and find engine mount covers. = :)
As you're looking around, you spot the chrome water pump cover (shh, the wife almost heard your delighted squeal) = :)
Then you realize that with some sanding, you could use the old chromed grip ends as engine mount covers and think to yourself, "I just saved some money!".. and being justified in your frugality, you become temporarily insane... you buy the chrome water pump cover, chrome banjo bolt covers, chrome switch covers, chrome radiator cover, tank bib (with chrome studs), chrome side covers and riser bolt covers...

You are euphoric....

But right before you click, "Confirm my order!", your wife walks in and sees the computer monitor. In the blink of an eye, she has you on the floor, medication in hand, forcing your mouth open while simultaneously reaching for the computer's power plug.

Then she slaps you with a wet salmon for good measure, and sends you to your room (garage). The coming-down is tremendous, and you end up on the floor in fetal position, wondering where the last 6 hours went.

Don't be like Netnorske... it's for your own good!

[ponch]

The cure is to buy a BMW. They are devoid of chrome, but they will set you back what all the chrome and goodies cost, so it is a wash. Plus you'll have to learn German. :)

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Just face it, your an addict and there is no cure. And there are many worse addictions out there, so try not to worry about it. ;)

[donguer]

So, what you all are saying is, To Embrace The Horror and Become One with it?

[ringadingh]

[quote author=ponch board=general thread=11025 post=180990 time=1242155339]The cure is to buy a BMW. They are devoid of chrome, but they will set you back what all the chrome and goodies cost, so it is a wash. Plus you'll have to learn German. :)
Thats what my brother did, $36.00 for an oil filter. ???

[roaddog]

Originally Posted by donguer

So, what you all are saying is, To Embrace The Horror and Become One with it?

Yes, run with it! It cures itself eventually. You get to a point where you think you may add something else, but then you feel like you may be crossing a line of taste.

Thats what happened to me... I still think about the chrome side covers tho. And if anyone knows about a chrome neck cover that I can make work on my '03, I'll be making at least that one more change!

I'm ordering the chrome sides right now... I'm so weak.

[Netnorske]

Originally Posted by roaddog

I'm ordering the chrome sides right now... I'm so weak.

Don't feel alone. I recently ordered and installed some chrome side rails for the saddlebags. Not a cheap purchase, but damn they do look good !

I have however slowed down my habit....only because I have taken to wearing a small patch just under my ridings chaps. It helps to alleviate the craving for more chrome.... ;). Sensitivity classes may help too....you know....for those times when the wife is clamoring for a new dishwasher or stove, or your daughter needs a new dress for the prom and you must weigh those issues against your desire for new $$bling$$.

It's a slippery slope my friends....but we are all here to help. At the very least we can help you justify almost any purchase you deem necessary. Im mean come on....what are friends for.... ;) !

[taranis]

Originally Posted by Netnorske

Don't feel alone. I recently ordered and installed some chrome side rails for the saddlebags. Not a cheap purchase, but damn they do look good !

I have however slowed down my habit....only because I have taken to wearing a small patch just under my ridings chaps. It helps to alleviate the craving for more chrome.... ;). Sensitivity classes may help too....you know....for those times when the wife is clamoring for a new dishwasher or stove, or your daughter needs a new dress for the prom and you must weigh those issues against your desire for new $$bling$$.

It's a slippery slope my friends....but we are all here to help. At the very least we can help you justify almost any purchase you deem necessary. Im mean come on....what are friends for.... ;) !

Kris, *sniffle* I am so proud of you *sniff*... you've come so far..

Truer words were never spoken! I...err..



Crap.

[donguer]

Chrome side covers? I forgot about those! OH NO! I feel the sensation coming on! SOMEBODY STOP ME!

[gghost]

Forget Pink and purple paisleys
little mellow-yellow daisies
Ain't no pot of gold in her rainbow
Her favorite color is ..Chrome

Trace Adkins

[Rasta]

I thought I would revive an almost 7year old thread. It was interesting reading all the bling people have added.....i am just as guilty with most od the add-ons

[cnc]

Aha I knew it, Blowndodge hacked your account!

[Snake Ranch]

Originally Posted by Netnorske

Donguer,
Not a bad start at all.....but just in case you can't stop the infection......here are a few other ideas to keep your UPS driver employed, your wallet light and your wife on red alert... ....

1. 3/8 chrome door edge molding for fender and trunk trim.
2. Nomad fender emblems.
3. Engine Guard Chap from Airlite.
4. Edmonds Lowers.
5. Kuryakyn Longhorn Dually ISO pegs.
6. PhatRisers II from Scootworks.
7. Brakeaway throttle lock.
8. Saddlebag Liners from TLC.
9. Mustang seat w/backrest.
10. Saddlebag top rails.
11. Saddlebag side rails.
12. Kuryakyn Run-Turn-Brake kit.
13. Deep dish amber bezels for front turn signals.
14. Auxilliary driving lights from CWI.
15. Smart Switch for driving lights.
16. Tour Pack w/luggage rack and chrome mounting bracket from Premeux.
17. Tour Pack organizer.
18. Handlebar mounted auxilliary power source from Powerlet.
19. LED lightbar for Tour Pack from Chrome Glow.
20. Dekker Supreme T-Bag for Tour Pack luggage rack.
21. Garmin Zumo 550 GPS unit.
22. Nomad backrest emblem for Tour Pack.
23. Power Commander III fuel processor.
24. K&N stock replacement filter.
25. Digital thermometer.
26. V&H Bagger Dual exhaust pipes.
27. Custom combo tank bib/bra from Frank's Leather Products.
28. Amber 35W Sealed Beam Lamps for the auxilliary lights.

and last but certainly not least....

29. Custom made "Ultimate Baffles" for the V&H pipes.... ;) !

I think there is a 12-step program, but first you must admit you have a problem.... ;)! Good luck...!!

The 12 step program doesn't work, no way no how, But your 29 step program is a good start. I've got a bucket list that seems to get longer no matter how many I do. Our creative imagination is the real issue.
Good luck controlling that.

[Eagle Eye]

There is only 1 sure fired cure for this all too common problem.

[Rasta]

Originally Posted by Eagle Eye

There is only 1 sure fired cure for this all too common problem.

Not really! That bike still needs a lot more bling!! Only cure is if you don't have a bike

[minst7877]

Originally Posted by Rasta

Not really! That bike still needs a lot more bling!! Only cure is if you don't have a bike

+1

DC