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Old 03-09-2008, 10:38 AM   #1
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"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress But then I repeat myself. Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. Frederic Bastiat, French
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! P.J. O'Rourke

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. Mark Twain (1866 )

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. Unknown

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. Mark Twain

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher
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What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jefferson

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Old 03-09-2008, 10:42 AM   #2
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Outstanding! I have most of these in various documents on my computer and refer to them often.
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Old 03-09-2008, 10:47 AM   #3
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Many true statements are written there, Most people learn from their mistakes, unless your in government of course.
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Old 03-09-2008, 10:51 AM   #4
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We're just 2 lost souls swimmin in a fishbowl year after year
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Old 03-09-2008, 04:17 PM   #5
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I'm just lost!!!!!!LOL
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:05 PM   #6
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Running over the same old ground...........what have we found?
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:14 PM   #7
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And yet, they keep gettin away with the same nonsense year after year.When will people take enough interest to do something about it ?
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