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02-15-2008, 08:03 AM
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>A man was lying on a blanket at the beach. > He had no arms or legs. > > Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. > > The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug? > The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on. > > The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?". > The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on. > > The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear, > Have you ever been F****d?" > > The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!!" > > The woman smiled and said ... > "You will be when the tide comes in." > >
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02-15-2008, 10:26 AM
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Was his name BOB??????
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel. What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting in a hottub? Stew! What do you call a woman with only one leg? Ileen! What do you call a man with no arms or legs that goes water skiing? Skip! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a ditch? Phil. I apologize for the above jokes...they were in extreme bad taste...and the devil made me do it!! |
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02-15-2008, 10:50 AM
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art
What do you call a woman with no legs sitting on the beach? Sandy
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02-15-2008, 10:54 AM
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Quote:
You're slipping my brother.......... What do you call a man with no Nomad? ................... Nico There!!! Saved ya the time queerbait! |
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02-15-2008, 10:58 AM
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That was good!!!
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02-15-2008, 11:00 AM
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What do you call a man who strokes Toddster's peenis?
<marquee>BLOWNDODGE!!!</marquee> |
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02-15-2008, 11:02 AM
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golden stream by I. P. Daily
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02-15-2008, 11:21 AM
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What do you call the two men hanging on your wall?
Kurt and Rod |
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02-15-2008, 12:36 PM
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sh*t on the Wall , written by Hoo Flung Pooh.
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02-15-2008, 12:38 PM
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What do you call a man with no money, little diick, no Nomad, Pu$$y little 800 vulcan, vertically challanged with obsessive compulsive porn disorder whom ain't going to the Western Regional ??? anybody??????
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02-15-2008, 01:49 PM
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Shame on you Matt!
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