The Most Functional English Word…

[glwilson]

The Most Functional English Word… is “sh*t”, that’s right sh*t!

When you consider…

You can get sh*t-faced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, and lose sh*t. You find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t.

Some people know their sh*t, while others can’t tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and you see crazy sh*t. There is bullsh*t, horsesh*t, and chicken sh*t.

You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t, and even serve sh*t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep-sh*t, or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder that sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t, some days are just plain sh*tty.

Things can look like sh*t, and at times you can feel like sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t, or find yourself up sh*t-creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you can fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, sh*t is the basic building block of the English language, and remember once you know your sh*t… you won’t need to know any other sh*t!

Well, sh*t, it’s time for me to get some sh*t done, but just wanted you to know that I do give a sh*t, and hope you have a nice day without having to deal with a lot sh*t.

If you happen to catch a load-of-sh*t from some sh*t-head… well… sh*t happens!

[Loafer]

That's some sh*t, right there.

[AlabamaNomadRider]

And remember when sh*t becomes of value, the poor man will be born without a butthole.

[ringadingh]

Sounds like it could solve all world problems including feeding the hungry.

[Stump]