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06-16-2011, 05:19 PM
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Jose and Carlos
Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day? Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose. Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?" Jose shows him:  |
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06-16-2011, 07:32 PM
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Money sent!!!
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06-16-2011, 08:11 PM
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Now that is funny.
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06-16-2011, 09:32 PM
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06-17-2011, 06:33 PM
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06-22-2011, 04:19 PM
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Yep... proper marketing is the key.
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06-23-2011, 08:04 PM
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