The Shame & Glory

rooster1 · 06-21-2011, 12:15 PM

The Shame & The Glory!

A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame."

Then, she downs the second one and mumbles, "This is for the glory."

A short while later, the woman orders two more shots. Again, she downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame."

Then, she downs the second one and mumbles, "This is for the glory."

Finally, the bartender leans over and asks, "Ma'am, I was just wondering... what's this about shame and glory?"

"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework in the nude. And, when I bent over to pick up the vacuum, my Great Dane mounted me from behind."

"That must be the shame," the bartender smirked.

"No, that was the glory," replied the woman. "The shame was when we got locked together and he dragged me around the front yard for thirty minutes."

**BudMan** · 06-21-2011, 02:44 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-21-2011, 04:21 PM

That was really funny. Can just picture that happening.

Loafer · 06-21-2011, 06:29 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-21-2011, 06:30 PM

Stump · 06-22-2011, 08:20 AM

06-21-2011, 12:15 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	The Shame & Glory The Shame & The Glory! A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame." Then, she downs the second one and mumbles, "This is for the glory." A short while later, the woman orders two more shots. Again, she downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame." Then, she downs the second one and mumbles, "This is for the glory." Finally, the bartender leans over and asks, "Ma'am, I was just wondering... what's this about shame and glory?" "Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework in the nude. And, when I bent over to pick up the vacuum, my Great Dane mounted me from behind." "That must be the shame," the bartender smirked. "No, that was the glory," replied the woman. "The shame was when we got locked together and he dragged me around the front yard for thirty minutes."

06-21-2011, 02:44 PM	#2
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	The Shame & Glory __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

06-21-2011, 04:21 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Shame & Glory That was really funny. Can just picture that happening. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-21-2011, 06:29 PM	#4
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06-21-2011, 06:30 PM	#5
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06-22-2011, 08:20 AM	#6
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