In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Register FAQ Upgrade Membership Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 05-17-2011, 12:37 PM   #1
sly   sly is offline
Sr. Member
 
sly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada
Posts: 2,837
Larry went down too...



Who the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his
wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"

Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a Hundred Dollar Bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my
hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in the Hospital, room 233.
__________________
Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance
St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!!
2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten
2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2011, 05:05 PM   #2
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Larry went down too...

He might be a good accountant, but he sucks at knowing when to shut up.....
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2011, 05:08 PM   #3
AlabamaNomadRider   AlabamaNomadRider is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
AlabamaNomadRider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
Posts: 13,742
Send a message via AIM to AlabamaNomadRider Send a message via Yahoo to AlabamaNomadRider
Larry went down too...

Really funny.
__________________

Gene Cross, Jr.
Boaz, Alabama
KawaNOW/VBA #1181
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2011, 05:20 PM   #4
fish   fish is offline
Top Contributor
 
fish's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Aquashicola Pa.
Posts: 6,377
Larry went down too...

Sly its a good thing you didn't say Larry who
__________________
I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;)
08 nomad blue/silver
MaryJane
74,010miles
VBA #299
Her's 10 900LT 36,700

09 Bath NY.
10 Lake George NY.
11 National Maggie Valley NC.
12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa.
14 Lincoln NH.
17 National Lake George NY.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2011, 05:34 PM   #5
REDWIND   REDWIND is offline
Member
 
REDWIND's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Mebane,nc
Posts: 84
Larry went down too...

__________________


who you learn from depends on who is willing to teach

Life Is Brief & Time Is A Thief
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-20-2011, 10:59 AM   #6
Stump   Stump is offline
Sr. Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Scottown ohio
Posts: 1,225
Larry went down too...

Only thing I can say is STUPID! ::)
__________________
Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Larry is in Room 232 deadant Lighter Side/Jokes 3 01-08-2011 09:43 PM
Little Larry AlabamaNomadRider Lighter Side/Jokes 4 09-07-2010 08:05 PM
Gun Control by Larry the Cable Guy Cajunrider Lighter Side/Jokes 2 05-01-2009 07:22 AM
The Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy . Lighter Side/Jokes 7 02-04-2008 02:27 PM
Larry's in Room 223 Scoot Lighter Side/Jokes 8 01-26-2008 07:28 PM

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:00 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.