High Urinals

rooster1 · 03-09-2011, 01:34 PM

High Urinals

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Del Mar) to
learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industries, but
mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go
with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside
the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of
them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on
to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes .

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the
teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh race, but I appreciate your help.

**ringadingh** · 03-09-2011, 01:42 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 03-10-2011, 12:14 AM

Loafer · 03-10-2011, 10:13 AM

I always end up at the urinal at the wrong time.

sas · 03-10-2011, 03:52 PM

There's an old hotel in Eufaula, Al with restrooms that are used by the patrons of a restaurant that is attached to the old hotel. The plumber who installed the urinals in the men's room had to be 6'11"! That or either he was hung like a garden hose. Those wall mounted urinals are even with my belt buckle and I'm 6'2". Every time we ride anywhere and use facilities that are mounted a bit high, we always say..."The Eufaula Plumber was here!"

Yellow Jacket · 03-10-2011, 08:06 PM

LOL.

03-09-2011, 01:34 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	High Urinals High Urinals A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Del Mar) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industries, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes . As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.

03-09-2011, 01:42 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	High Urinals __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-10-2011, 12:14 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	High Urinals __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

03-10-2011, 10:13 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	High Urinals I always end up at the urinal at the wrong time. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

03-10-2011, 03:52 PM	#5
sas Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: McComb, MS Posts: 309	High Urinals There's an old hotel in Eufaula, Al with restrooms that are used by the patrons of a restaurant that is attached to the old hotel. The plumber who installed the urinals in the men's room had to be 6'11"! That or either he was hung like a garden hose. Those wall mounted urinals are even with my belt buckle and I'm 6'2". Every time we ride anywhere and use facilities that are mounted a bit high, we always say..."The Eufaula Plumber was here!" __________________ "Growing old takes time. Use it wisley."

03-10-2011, 08:06 PM	#6
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	High Urinals LOL. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

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