INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTION

**wompus** · 01-30-2011, 10:18 PM

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........

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AlabamaNomadRider · 01-30-2011, 11:35 PM

Good one Mike.

**ringadingh** · 01-31-2011, 08:49 AM

Loafer · 01-31-2011, 09:42 AM

She probably reads Hog Hunter...

**BudMan** · 01-31-2011, 06:16 PM

Sin City Stan · 01-31-2011, 08:10 PM

Stump · 02-01-2011, 09:02 PM

01-30-2011, 10:18 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTION A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom......... . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-30-2011, 11:35 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTION Good one Mike. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-31-2011, 08:49 AM	#3
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01-31-2011, 09:42 AM	#4
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