Girls Night Out

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-11-2011, 09:27 PM

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'

**ringadingh** · 01-11-2011, 09:29 PM

deadant · 01-12-2011, 12:15 AM

elvis · 01-12-2011, 12:39 AM

I have a hunch there's more to this story than meets the eye.

**BudMan** · 01-12-2011, 09:25 PM

01-11-2011, 09:27 PM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Girls Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!' __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-11-2011, 09:29 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Girls Night Out __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-12-2011, 12:15 AM	#3
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	Girls Night Out

01-12-2011, 12:39 AM	#4
elvis Sr. Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 1,785	Girls Night Out I have a hunch there's more to this story than meets the eye.

01-12-2011, 09:25 PM	#5
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Girls Night Out __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

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