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Old 06-18-2010, 08:23 AM   #1
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A Cow, an Ant and an A$$hole...

A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.



Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!



Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
























Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something... ;)



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Old 06-18-2010, 01:12 PM   #2
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A Cow, an Ant and an A$$hole...

I guess it's my turn now.
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:42 PM   #3
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A Cow, an Ant and an A$$hole...

You got us there Larry.
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A Cow, an Ant and an A$$hole...

Guilty as charged.
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Old 06-22-2010, 08:21 PM   #5
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A Cow, an Ant and an A$$hole...

Only thing this a$$hole knows to say is, that I take kindly to that name because I've been called lots worse.
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