Solution For Full Body Scanners At Airports

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-14-2010, 09:01 AM

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed! This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number ___

phred · 05-19-2010, 09:02 PM

I like the way you think. I wonder how soon we could get this implemented?

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-19-2010, 11:24 PM

I think it is a great idea Phred and wish it could be implemented tomorrow.

sly · 05-20-2010, 01:29 PM

Add this to Cosbys' list, ;)

05-14-2010, 09:01 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Solution For Full Body Scanners At Airports Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed! This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number ___ __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-19-2010, 09:02 PM	#2
phred Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Upstate S.C. Posts: 567	Solution For Full Body Scanners At Airports I like the way you think. I wonder how soon we could get this implemented?

05-19-2010, 11:24 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Solution For Full Body Scanners At Airports I think it is a great idea Phred and wish it could be implemented tomorrow. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-20-2010, 01:29 PM	#4
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Solution For Full Body Scanners At Airports Add this to Cosbys' list, ;) __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

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