So, you want a medical opinion?

**jmorrow** · 02-07-2009, 09:41 PM

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking slowly.

One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure the poor old man has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.'

The other student says: 'No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class.'

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.

They approached him and one of the students said to him: 'We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?'

The old man said: 'I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you two fine medical students think.'

One of the students said: 'I think it's Petry Syndrome.'

The old man said: 'You thought....... But you are wrong.'

Then the other student said: 'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.'

The old man said: 'You thought........ But you are wrong.

So they asked him: 'Well, old timer, what do you have?'

The old man said: 'I thought it was GAS........... But I was wrong!

dabull · 02-07-2009, 10:09 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

**ringadingh** · 02-07-2009, 11:54 PM

LOL

Yellow Jacket · 02-08-2009, 12:20 AM

That's a good one.

paul · 02-08-2009, 08:51 AM

The older I get , the funnier that Ain't! LMAO.

02-07-2009, 09:41 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	So, you want a medical opinion? Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking slowly. One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure the poor old man has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.' The other student says: 'No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class.' Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: 'We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?' The old man said: 'I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you two fine medical students think.' One of the students said: 'I think it's Petry Syndrome.' The old man said: 'You thought....... But you are wrong.' Then the other student said: 'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.' The old man said: 'You thought........ But you are wrong. So they asked him: 'Well, old timer, what do you have?' The old man said: 'I thought it was GAS........... But I was wrong! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-07-2009, 10:09 PM	#2
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	So, you want a medical opinion? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

02-07-2009, 11:54 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	So, you want a medical opinion? LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-08-2009, 12:20 AM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	So, you want a medical opinion? That's a good one. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

02-08-2009, 08:51 AM	#5
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	So, you want a medical opinion? The older I get , the funnier that Ain't! LMAO. __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.

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