Vinny

Yellow Jacket · 11-10-2008, 10:41 PM

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted
to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincenzo,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 am the next morning, the F.B.I. and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Vinnie

BandC · 11-11-2008, 07:38 AM

Good thinking!! :)

sturmannderss · 11-11-2008, 11:07 AM

Those Italians are a resourceful bunch.........

**ringadingh** · 11-12-2008, 01:02 AM

I liked that one.

11-10-2008, 10:41 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Vinny An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 am the next morning, the F.B.I. and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

11-11-2008, 07:38 AM	#2
BandC Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Iron Range, Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,288	Vinny Good thinking!! :) __________________ 2005 Blk/Silver Nomad (Sold) VBA #00671

11-11-2008, 11:07 AM	#3
sturmannderss Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 117	Vinny Those Italians are a resourceful bunch.........

11-12-2008, 01:02 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Vinny I liked that one. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951