Newfoundland humour doesn't get better than this!

timebandit · 01-31-2011, 09:01 AM

Two Newfoundlanders were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the first Newfoundlanders says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'

The second Newfoundlanders crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even.'

**ringadingh** · 01-31-2011, 09:08 AM

**bogatyrs** · 01-31-2011, 10:22 AM

Only a Newfoundlander...

Mike

**BudMan** · 01-31-2011, 06:18 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-31-2011, 08:53 PM

Stump · 01-31-2011, 11:02 PM

01-31-2011, 09:01 AM	#1
timebandit Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Casselman, Ontario Posts: 790	Newfoundland humour doesn't get better than this! Two Newfoundlanders were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Newfoundlanders says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?' The second Newfoundlanders crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even.'

01-31-2011, 09:08 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Newfoundland humour doesn't get better than this! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-31-2011, 10:22 AM	#3
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01-31-2011, 06:18 PM	#4
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01-31-2011, 08:53 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Newfoundland humour doesn't get better than this! __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-31-2011, 11:02 PM	#6
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