A biker's blessing

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I've just joined the forum. What better way to start than tell a joke

Moto Mike has pulled over and is standing by his bike admiring the sunset over the Pacific Ocean, when suddenly the heavens open as he is visited by the Lord.
"Greetings to you, Moto Mike." says God.
"Greetings Lord." answers a very, very awed Moto Mike.
"Moto, you've tried your best to be a good man and I would like to reward you. I therefore grant you a boon."
Moto thinks real hard, and being a good man inside decides to ask for something that would benefit others as well as himself.
"Lord. Could you build a highway to the Hawaii so that bikers everywhere could travel there without having to get off their rides?"
"I could, but I won't, Moto. You see, I don't do things that are grandiose and obvious miracles. I have to be subtle you understand.
Moto nodes, understanding and thinks hard. Finally he asks, "Well, Lord could you grant me the wisdom to understand women: To know what they really mean when they say something. To know what to do to satisfy them and make them happy.
The Lord is silent for a moment.

"Moto? You want that road in two or four lanes."