jet fuel

[jmorrow]

Bob and Jeff were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas, TX.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bob says, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jeff says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bob wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jeff.

Jeff says,
'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Bob says, 'I feel great. How about you?'
Jeff says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Bob says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'
Jeff says 'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
Bob asks, 'What's that?'

Jeff asks, 'Have you farted yet?'
Bob says, 'No.'

Jeff says, 'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver !