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Old 09-22-2008, 08:30 AM   #1
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Two Preachers

Two young preachers in a small town(one Baptist, the other a Church of Christ) ride their bicycles after church every Sunday. They have a picnic in the park and discuss religion and the topics for their sermons.

One Sunday the Baptist rode to the park and was nearly through with lunch when the COC preacher came walking up.

"Brother, what happened to your bike?"
"someone stole it"
"well I know what I would do. I would preach about the ten commandments next sunday and I'd lay it on thick about 'thy shall not steal'"
"thats a great idea... I'll do it"

well the next Sunday the baptist preacher was at the park when he saw the COC preacher riding down the street to meet him.
" my plan worked like charm didn't it?"
"sort of... I was going through the ten comandments and when I got to ' Thou shall not comit adultery' I remembered where I left my bike."
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