Who Shot The Beaver?

rick6375 · 02-09-2016, 01:50 PM

A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly!" said the doctor.

OldSchool · 02-09-2016, 02:20 PM

The Black Knight · 02-09-2016, 04:51 PM

**ringadingh** · 02-09-2016, 06:34 PM

Ya gotta keep dreamin.......

**cnc** · 02-09-2016, 07:12 PM

Shooting blanks!

Loafer · 02-10-2016, 07:35 AM

That's a classic!

02-09-2016, 01:50 PM	#1
rick6375 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: New Castle, In. Posts: 365	Who Shot The Beaver? A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him." That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!" "Exactly!" said the doctor. __________________ 2005 800 Classic 2012 Voyager ABS

02-09-2016, 02:20 PM	#2
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02-10-2016, 07:35 AM	#6
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