The Pastor's Ass

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The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that
he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not
to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to
the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.