FBI job opening

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I rest my case........

FBI job opening


The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took
one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must
know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the
same instructions. He took the gun and went into t he room. All was quietfor about 5 minutes. The ma n came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it
takes. Take your wife home. Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and
went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the
sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had
to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them