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Old 04-08-2008, 05:13 PM   #1
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Breast of an 18 year old

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily
> jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
>
> Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you
> have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the
> matter with you?'
>
> The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I
> don't care what you think. I just came from having a
> mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I
> healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.'
>
> The husband replies, 'What did he say about your
> 55-year old ass?'
>
> 'Your name never came up,' she replied

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